The NFL has announced that they will now offer a “kneeling ceremony” during the National Anthem for all players, coaches, and fans who choose not to participate.
According to our sources, the move will likely be the final nail in the coffin of the NFL. They’ve done some dumb things, patriots, but this just takes the cake.
Apparently, the ceremony will be an “open expression of any person or persons as guaranteed by the 1st Amendment.” What does that mean? Our reporter in the field, Skip Tetheluda explains:
“That means that if they want to blow Viking horns and scream devil-worship at the top of their lungs during our National Anthem, they can. The tolerant’ crowd will surely do all they can to disrupt our patriotism. “
