Anheuser-Busch Forced To Dump Thousands Of Kegs Of Unsold Bud Light

Bud Light has been a struggling brand for quite some time. When they hired a new marketing director, however, all of that was supposed to change.

In a way, it did. The New VP of Marketing, Sandy Batt, decided to use social media influencers like Dylan Mulvaney to promote the brand. Unfortunately, the rural, white, male, heterosexual crowd that makes up the beer’s base wanted nothing to do with it.

After a nationwide boycott and a drop in sales that cost the company billions, yet another issue is pressing: what to do with unsold kegs of the product that will expire today.

The company’s answer is to dump the kegs at a cost of millions of dollars.
“We have no other choice,” said CEO Joe Barron, “if you let the beer skunk inside the kegs it infests the barrels and we have to buy new ones. Those poplar monstrosities cost a fortune.”

Republican Rep Lauren Boebert suggested the company give the product to the less fortunate living in the streets. “Maybe if they drink enough they’ll get off meth,” she said of her immediate family, “plus the street party would be wild.” She put a hand on her side and tried to look sexy, but this reporter finds her to have the hips of a 10-year-old boy.

You have to forgive BoBo. She’s been preoccupied with trying to learn a language. English. God Bless America.

Related Posts

Harsh Remarks Including Her Huge Belly. “The worst pregnant belly I have ever seen”

A mother who was made fun of for having a “big” baby bump won’t succumb to pregnancy stigma. Eliana Rodriguez, who is now 29 years old, recently…

Sad news about Nelson Willie

Country music legend Willie Nelson has recently released his long-anticipated autobiography, “Me and Paul: Untold Stories of a Fabled Friendship.” The book not only celebrates his seven-decade-long…

DOLLY PATON IS AMBULANCE-READY

Dolly Parton, the iconic singer, is renowned not only for her mesmerizing looks but also for her strong personality, humor, and big heart. Her multifaceted career as…

Shaquille O’Neal raises eyebrows with a worrying hospital photo while fans wish him well

Shaquille O’Neal is worrying fans with a photo he posted of himself in the hospital on Sunday O’Neal posted the photo to his social media accounts on…

BAD NEWS FOR MICHAEL J. FOX AFTER

In a heartrending update, Michael J. Fox, a valiant warrior against Parkinson’s for over three decades, confronts the disease’s unyielding grip. At 62, he faces the stark…

SAD NEWS ABOUT TERRY BRADSHAW!

Football legend Terry Bradshaw recently disclosed that he has been diagnosed with two forms of cancer over the past year. The four-time Super Bowl champion and Hall…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *