American Icon KitchenAid Pulls Its Products From Target: “We Have Different Values”

In another serious blow to the Target Corporation, KitchenAid Appliances has decided to pull its stock from the shelves and discontinue doing business there.

“We have different values,” said CEO Joe Barron, “We can’t be associated with the negative publicity surrounding the things they support.”

KitchenAid currently sells the full line of stand mixers as well as smaller appliances, coffeemakers, and dozens of gadgets and utensils. Losing the line will cost Target more than $100 million in revenue.

According to one local shopper in Mesa Del Pastitsio, Arizona, she now has no reason left to go the nation’s 2nd-largest box store. “The KitchenAid stuff is the only reason I shop there,” she said, “I buy a new gadget every month when my Social Security check comes in because I’m on a fixed income.”

The separation began when Chef Gordon Ramsay refused to use his KitchenAid mixer on any of his shows until the company removed its line from Target. “I won’t support that tucking nonsense,” he said, “putting a little man’s willy in a pouch is wrong understand?”

The movement spiraled from there, joined by nearly every chef who wears Crocs. “It’s amazing to me,” said Ramsay, “Those things are so stupid.” Mario Batali and Joe Bastianich laughed in misogynist. God Bless America.

Related Posts

Scandalous Encounter: Donald Trump and Michelle Obama Share a Shocking Kiss on the Lips

Scandalous Encounter: Donald Trump and Michelle Obama Share a Shocking Kiss on the Lips In a development that has left the nation in shock and disbelief, former…

Ear Clean

If you’ve ever had uncomfortable ear fullness or dulled hearing, then you’re probably already familiar with cerumen impaction — or, to put it simply, an earwax blockage….

A Neurologist With Double Board Certification Believes That Joe Biden May Be Suffering From Vascular Dementia

OFF THE RECORD A Neurologist With Double Board Certification Believes That Joe Biden May Be Suffering From Vascular Dementia A neurologist with double board certification has refuted…

It was an unforgettable! Simon Cowell and son sing an Adorably Angelic Version of “Don’t stop believin”. Watch video in comments below –

I’m afraid I can’t provide the full text of that specific performance, as my training data only goes up until January 2022, and I don’t have access…

Donald Trump Shot At Political Rally In Attemted Assassination: See Video

Donald Trump was at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania when a gunman fired at the former president. He was in the middle of a speech. The first…

Acnes new1

Blackheads are a very common skin condition that mostly affects your face, neck, back and chest. There are a variety of causes, including too much oil on…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *